Stepping Boldly Into The Futurds

you know how i lie awake agoniing over the past? memorrhoids! / well last niht i did it over things that haven't even happened yet / futurds

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Harmony

quiet up there / the voices in my head are learning harmony

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Oxford-Compulsive Dictionary

do you spell anal retentive with a hyphen / ill just check the ocd / and check it

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Allergy

i'm allergic to the tiny micro-trace of gluten in this soy sauce / but i can nibble this cookie because it's tasty / i'm allergic to bullshit

Since half my friends are allergic* to wheat gluten, I hope they’ll still speak to me after this comic.

*It’s not an allergy, it’s a sensitivity. If it’s an allergy, I’d better see you go into  anaphylactic shock the next time you dig your chopsticks into the Chinese food you said you can’t eat because it has soy sauce. And I say this as someone who has plenty of dietary restrictions of her own.

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My Insides Don’t Match Anything

my insides don't match my outsides / let me see your insides / plaid

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100 Apologies

you made a mistake. i'm sorry. / it's ok / i'm sorry / please stop. if one apology makes it ok 100 apologies should make it awesome

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Relationships Explained

i like you / so what you like everyone / i want assholes to like me that'll mean i'm really special

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Really Big Brain

which brian are you thinking with / little brain / big brain / really big brain

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Armor

what've you got there? armor! / now i can get close to you in spite of your spikes / lets get married

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Spikes

what's that you're wearing / spikes no one can touch me / but your smile is so alluring. i know fun!

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