Point

when you point your finger at someone there are three fingers pointing back at you

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Rest of Your Life

today is the first day of the rest of your life / that means yesterday was the last day of the first part of my life

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Amends

my amends for punching you in the face / that's not an amends amends means you know it's wrong and won't do it again / pow

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Racists, Sexists & Fascists

racists sexists and fascists are people too / you say people like it's a good thing

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Unconditional Love

you are wonderful and lovable / just for being you / then what have i been achieving all this stuff for

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How To Make God Do What You Want

how do you make god do what you want / change what you want / it works for people too
Long ago I read a book with the amusing title “How to Make Your Cat Do What You Want.”

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Perspiration

genius is 1% inspiration / and 99% perspiration / i'll get to the other 1% later
This quote is attributed to Thomas Edison.

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Paradox

i used to be orthodox / then i saw that god both does and does not exist / now you're a paradox

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Advice != Help

your advice isn't working! you must be doing it wrong / or maybe you're just inherently defective / what i'm just trying to help

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Problems in Perspective

my problems feel so big and important it's painful / but in reality your problems are tiny and insignificant / that's more painful

Oh how we love our problems.

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