Spikes

what's that you're wearing / spikes no one can touch me / but your smile is so alluring. i know fun!

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Bees In Their Bonnets

See Bill Benzon’s Busy Bee Brain.

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Defense Mechanisms

my constant joking is a defense mechanism / my excessive laughing is a defense mechanism / our defense mechanisms were made for each other

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Special Gift

take this! i don't want it. / but i made it just for you! i didn't ask you to. / you don't love me! i'm not taking this shit

Oh geez, another poop joke? I’m getting rid of them now, while everyone’s probably on vacation due to the “holiday season,” which this one is kind of about.

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Unity

that's disgusting / your criticism undermines our unity we're a vulnerable movement infighting weakens us! sorry.

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Someday

someday someone will love me / how about right now / it's not someday yet

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Not a Good Idea

you wouldn't know  a good idea if it hit you in the face / pow / maybe that wasn't a good idea

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Better Than Advice

i don't know what to do / i don't know either/ let's not know together

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Love Yourself

first you much love yourself / myself / i deserve better

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Consent

no one can hurt your feelings / without your consent / what a cruel and insensitive thing to say

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