Treat Yourself

people don't treat you the way you treat them / they treat you the way you treat yourself / i love me

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Gift

a gift for you! gosh thanks! / i hope you like it i put a lot of thought into it it was expensive but your happiness was worth it / a box of guilt

If I add text to this, does Flattr work?

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Freedom

we're free / what are you going to do with your freedom / find someone to oppress me

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Compassion

it's important to have compassion / i have compassion for all living beings that's why i'm vegan and won't reproduce / i meant it's important to have compassion for me

Fact: I am not a vegan.

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Mocking

you're mocking me / i'm lovingly mocking you with love / you're hilarious when you're angry

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Getting What You Want

oops

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Unconditional Love

you are wonderful and lovable / just for being you / then what have i been achieving all this stuff for

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Advice

help / quick take this advice

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Pie

i know what you're thinking terrible things about me / well screw you and your judgements / i'm thinking about pie

Mmmm…lemon meringue.

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Price vs. Value

how much does your love cost / love is free / don't you value love

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