Xtreme Body Dysmorphia

eunice what happened / diets make-up high heels and plastic surgery how do i look / like somebody with body dysmorphic disorder

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Safe

i must keep my guard up at all times / why / it's the only way i can feel safe

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Bonus cartoon: Martyr

well aren't you a martyr

I happen to like martyr myths. So sue me. Better yet, NAIL ME TO A CROSS! Source image here.

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What You Can’t Accept, Deny!

the mass extinction of other species causes more grief than i can bear / so deny it

In celebration of my bloggingheads.tv appearance!

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All God’s Creatures

god loves all creatures/ that's good / 'cause we sure don't

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Rest of Your Life

today is the first day of the rest of your life / that means yesterday was the last day of the first part of my life

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File Upload?

ha ha someone has P.M.S. / i don't have P.M.S. i have F.U. / what does that stand for

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Potential Murder Suspect

i have P.M.S / does that stand for pissy mood syndrome

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Advice != Help

your advice isn't working! you must be doing it wrong / or maybe you're just inherently defective / what i'm just trying to help

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Problems in Perspective

my problems feel so big and important it's painful / but in reality your problems are tiny and insignificant / that's more painful

Oh how we love our problems.

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