Our Virtual Pastime

look a public shaming / i used to respect you but now i'm disgusted! i am so disappointed / there's another one. god i love the internet

Stupid Hat 2

i'm not stupid try to see my point of view. ok. / i still feel smart. but you look like an idiot

Some Things Really Are Stupid

that hate is stupid / you called me stupid an ad hominem attack / now you've lost my respect

Banging My Head Against A Wall

break through

The Social Kool-Aid

why should i obey the law? it's part of the social contract / i didn't sign any social contract / you have to it's the law

Stepping Boldly Into The Futurds

you know how i lie awake agoniing over the past? memorrhoids! / well last niht i did it over things that haven't even happened yet / futurds

So Much Potential

i'm suing you for stealing my clients potential income / that makes potential sense / here's a potential hundred million dollars

Conversation Duty

i wish she'd stop talking / but it's my duty to listen to her / it's my duty to entertain her

If Stupidity Is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Outlaw Stupidity

stupidity should be illegal / that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard / you're under arrest

Hurry Up and Slow Down

slow down / slow down now / hurry up and slow down