The Last Panel

what happens when the third panel runs out / it's way to soon to think about that relax and enjoy the panels god gave you / here it comes! what a wonderful time we've had together.

Futurism

the future will be great / the future will be awful / the future doesn't care what you think

Intellectualize

you over-intellectualize everything / no i don't you're just too dumb to understand what i'm talking about / see

Anonymity

i cherish the principal of anonymity / why / because i can't remember anyone's namesGoogle “anonymous fellowship.”

Bars

lets meet in a bar / in bars you can't hear what anyone's saying / that's the point

The Reason for the Season

lets put christ back into christmas / jesus christ / happy newton's birthday!

Today is Isaac Newton’s Birthday!

UPDATE: Richard Stallman’s Gravmas page.

Please ignore this SPECIAL BONUS HOLIDAY CARTOON!

i'm ignoring christmas. what? / christmas. what? / christmas! lalala i can't hear you!

I’m trying hard to ignore the hellidays, but I can’t ignore the effort it takes to ignore them. Tune in tomorrow for a special greeting!

Martyr of Martyrs

you have a martyr complex / stop being such a martyr / martyr! i'm dying of irony

Special Gift

take this! i don't want it. / but i made it just for you! i didn't ask you to. / you don't love me! i'm not taking this shit

Oh geez, another poop joke? I’m getting rid of them now, while everyone’s probably on vacation due to the “holiday season,” which this one is kind of about.

The Movement

The Movement