Sweat of the Brow

i worked hard on this / i really strained it took days / therefore you owe me money

Genius

you copied me! maybe we just ate the same things / what does eating have to do with intellectual pooperty / my poop originates fully formed from my genius

Mimi subscribes to the Cult of Originality.

Intellectual Pooperty

gasp / that looks suspiciously like my poop / you stole my intellectual pooperty

Ayn Rand

no rights can exist without the right to translate one's rights into reality / to think to work and keep the results which means / the right to pooperty - ayn rand

I know I said I wouldn’t do any more poop jokes. I lied.

Thief

copying without permission is stealing / thief

Fat

does this body dysmorphic disorder make me look fat

Othering

stop othering me / what's othering / your kind could never understand

All God’s Creatures

sssnoork / if god loves me why do i have this cold / because god loves microbes too

Oh The Humanity

achoo / dammit i have a cold / what kind of loving god would allow this to happen

Rocket Fuel

anger is like rocket fuel / it's great if you have a rocket / but not so great if you don't