Stealing

copying a song instead of buying a copy is stealing / doing for yourself what you could pay someone else to do is stealing / competition is stealing

Duh

so sad / someone needs to figure out a way for people like you to make money

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

i'm afraid of other people / but mimi, other people are just like you / that's why i'm afraid of them

Sheep

people are such sheep / what've you got against sheep

One Of Those Days

it's been one of those days / followed by another one of those days / you're living one of those days at a time

Angry Person

want some friendly feedback / you're a very angry person / i am now! see?

Pie

i know what you're thinking terrible things about me / well screw you and your judgements / i'm thinking about pie

Mmmm…lemon meringue.

Chase

why do you keep chasing me / the exercise keeps you young and supple

Boring

why can't we live forever? you'd get bored. nothing would change.

Death!

death! hello, mimi. / have you come to take me away? nah. / i've come to worry you constantly about your mortality