Ovation Inflation

another mediocre play gets a standing ovation. they can't all get standing ovations! some plays are better than others. some plays get better standing ovations than others

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Problem Solver

i want to solve all your problems by telling you how to solve all your problems

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Persona Dramatis

sometimes you over-dramatize to get your way. what a hurtful thing to say! like a stab in the heart. i might as well die. sorry

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A Way With Words

you're beautiful in my eyes you always know the right thing to say

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Addle-Escence

remember being 13 thirteen yes no boobies i hate you feed me addle-escent adolescent adolescence

I’m spending a surprising amount of time with teenagers this Summer.

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Apolitical

I'm pure, neutral, and above taking sides. I see. You support the dominant paradigm

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Borderline

you have borderline personality disorder, that's exactly what someone with bpd would say

Also known as just about everyone.

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Criticize

you're criticizing me, i'm just standing here while you imagine me criticizing you, see?

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Bipartisan

bipartisan support, that means both democrats and republicans like it, the only group that doesn't is the public

Idea from this Techdirt article.

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Focus On Yourself

you should focus on yourself

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