Bonus cartoon: Martyr

well aren't you a martyr

I happen to like martyr myths. So sue me. Better yet, NAIL ME TO A CROSS! Source image here.

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Helmet Wars! Religion

my helmet (my religion) makes me feel safe in a scary world / even though there's no proof that helmets reduce injury (god exists) / you should wear a helmet (convert)

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All God’s Creatures

god loves all creatures/ that's good / 'cause we sure don't

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Point

when you point your finger at someone there are three fingers pointing back at you

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How To Make God Do What You Want

how do you make god do what you want / change what you want / it works for people too
Long ago I read a book with the amusing title “How to Make Your Cat Do What You Want.”

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Paradox

i used to be orthodox / then i saw that god both does and does not exist / now you're a paradox

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Thou Shalt Not Steal

thou shalt not steal / you know who said that god / and i'm suing your ass for copyright infringement

Copying is not Theft.

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Experiences

why do you believe in god / i have religious experiences / i have atheist experiences

I have both.

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Ayn Rand

no rights can exist without the right to translate one's rights into reality / to think to work and keep the results which means / the right to pooperty - ayn rand

I know I said I wouldn’t do any more poop jokes. I lied.

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All God’s Creatures

sssnoork / if god loves me why do i have this cold / because god loves microbes too

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