Installment Plan

Suicide

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Morons Control Traffic

morons control traffic

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Drama

It's the end of the world!

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Looking For Problems

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Shrill


A woman says it
Then a man says the same thing
Now you can hear it

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Cheap Ending

Pregnant!

Someone got pregnant!
Great way to end a story
by making it suck

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Senescent Democracy

well past mature

When I was your age
We voted uphill both ways
Get off of my lawn

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The Dawn of Neurosis

An homage to Stanley Kubrick’s timeless 2001 A Space Odyssey.

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Junior High

I had a truly horrible Junior High school career, in which I occupied the much-loathed lowest rung in a social hierarchy I didn’t want to be a part of. (How it sickens me when adults say, “everyone wants to fit in!” I didn’t want to fit in, I wanted to GET OUT.) That may be why I read the hundreds of very kind “Happy Birthday” messages on my Facebook page Tuesday with some cognitive dissonance. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to accept the identity of “popular.”

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Only Work If You’re Paid

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